What Truely is in a Name Gay Jock Porn?

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 21:37:25 +0000

Dear Blog land and fellow blog-ians, what is in a name? More specifically what is in a genre’s name? I suck at genre’s. I’m the last person you want to ask when it comes to what genre something falls into becuase I will most likely lead you astray. I guess I like so many different styles of everything, music, fashion, literature, porn that I hate pigeon holing myself into a specific genre, therefore I refuse to learn the appropriate genre things belong to. Though not knowing genres makes it a pain in the ass to try and find anything when you go to the store. But I figure the employees should no more about these things then me, right? I mean they work there, and even if it isn’t there field of expertise they have fancy computer registers these days they should be able to look it up for me. You would think this right? You should know this down to your very fiber to be true, employees are hired in retail to be helpful, useful if you will, even dare I say knowledgeable about the store they work at. Even if they are hired and don’t know shit about the products they are selling they are at least required to learn about it, even if it is through osmosis, I don’t care how they educate themselves but they should know something! So why, why?! When I go to the adult shop aka Heaven on Earth, I shit you not they really named it that. It should have been more like Tissue Litters the Ground, but I digress. I very specifically ask them for Rocky Mountain Bears, they send me to the Gay Jock Porn section of the store? Really, the sections have these fucked up plagues telling you what section of the store your in. Ok I may suck at genres but really? Jock Porn? HELLO the title has Bears in it why the hell wouldn’t you have it in the Bear section? One quick look around and that was answered they don’t even have a bear section! Heaven on Earth my Bear-less wonders think again!

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It’s Obvious; Gay Jock Porn Has the Studliest Dudes

Sat, 03 May 2008 01:01:04 +0000

If you wanted to see little skinny dorks take it up the ass, you’d watch twink porn, but if it’s tightly chiseled bodies beating each other into a sweaty pulp of man goo that you’re after, you’d head straight for the gay jock porn section of your favorite adult website. Think about it, would you shop for a big screen TV in the kitchen accessories section of the supermarket? NO- you’d head straight for the home electronics section (and hopefully pick one up that let’s you connect it to your computer- trust me it’s a great way to watch gay porn at home).

Jock porn is basically every gay body builder’s dream: both in terms of performing in and watching porn from this genre. Think about it, if you’re a gay adult performer who works out fastidiously, then you’re going to get cast in roles that accentuate your muscular physique, and these roles often cater to the athletic fantasy genre, such as sports coaches, soldiers, police men, firefighters, and of course: high school and college jocks.

There’s just nothing more raw and sexy than the image of a sweaty, dirty, exhausted athlete changing out of a muddied uniform with a few cuts and bruises on his manly body from a well earned victory. It just makes me wanna run up to him, pull off his jock, and reward him for his valiant efforts on the ball field. And I must admit, I had a few secret crushes on some of the straight boys I grew up playing baseball with, and I sometimes fantasize about sexy shower scenes involving me and a group of celebratory teammates soaping up and showing down together. These are the fantasies I look for when I’m in the mood for jock porn, and I will always know it’s a dependable resource for the most hot muscular dudes in gay porn.

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